Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...