Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...