Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...