A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...