Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...