97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...