OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!