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Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
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This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
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Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
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Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
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Have a Microsoft Christmas
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Resume Bloopers
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