Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...