Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Charged for speeding
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Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...