MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Politically correct seasons greetings
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...