What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.