WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...