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My wife converted me to religion…
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A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
I have lost my father
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OLD NEVER DIES 9
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Temperatures and What They Mean
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A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.