Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...