GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...