Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...