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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
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Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
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Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Brag about parents
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The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...