A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....