What is green and smells like pig?
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A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
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Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
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Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
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Indiana and Blonde Difference
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