The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...