Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...