Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Real opcodes
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The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...