Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...