Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...