Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...