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On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
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Men say the smartest things when…
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Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Cheeseburger
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Husband’s Midlife Crisis
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The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...