You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.