Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.