You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...