Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!