Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...