Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...