Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...