Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...