Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....