Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...