Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.