Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...