A new car.
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How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Computer Diagnosis
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Whose Job Is It?
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Unlocking your car
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Why do men name their penises?
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Shoe shopping
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