Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...