Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...