yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...