Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...