Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...