Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...