Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.