The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
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You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
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Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A list of redneck computer terms
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Dear John Reply
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The 9 Types of Boyfriends
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