What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
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What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
A final diagnosis
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Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Computer used too long
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Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...