Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...