Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”